An Evening of Book Bans, The Clash and The Crash

Last night the good people at Housing Works put together a great event on the longstanding tradition of banning “controversial” books.  The event was held at their bookstore on Crosby Street, which is an absolute gold mine of awesome used books that cost as little as a dollar, with all proceeds going to charity.  The in-store coffee shop has free wi-fi, and was the workspace to me and many others before things got out of hand and they took our outlets away.

The event was mc’d by Mike Edison, a pornographic writer.  He’s penned, by his count, 28 porn novels, at one point churning them out once a week.  He was a gruff, funny looking dude, and he pranced the stage reading excerpts from his graphic books, accompanied by a little jazz band that included a former member of Sonic Youth. His voice was surprisingly gruff and garbled on the mic for an MC, and there were stretches where I just had to stop listening.

There was a big emphasis on the graphic literary industry throughout the event, as they seem to be one of the few remaining victims of outright government bans.  That type of book ban may not instill the same sentimental outrage as say, the banning of Native Son, but it’s still an absurd government policy in any era, especially with the ease in which people can get porn on the internet or in video form today.  As he read, the main thing that struck me was how little I am turned on by porn lit.  His portly build and frumpy presentation didn’t help, but I actually tried reading a graphic novel once and just didn’t find it very stimulating.

The main star of the evening was Herald Price Fahringer (pictured below), an old lawyer who won great acclaim defending “smut” like Larry Flynt and the Times Square porn stores successfully on First Amendment grounds.   He told a great story of the time he defended a movie accused of indecency, I Am Curious (Yellow), a late 60s film playing on Delancey Street.

In pornography cases, the defense is permitted to show the jury an example of a similar work of art that had already been declared legal.  Fahringer filed a brief requesting to take the jury to the movie theaters to see a popular explicit movie, follow by I Am Curious (Yellow), back to back.  Surprisingly, the judge granted the motion (ah, the 60s), thundering, “We’re going to the movies!”   Fahringer had arranged a bus to pick up the jury, the judge, the lawyers and the stenographers at the courthouse.  As the judge led the crowd into the theater he barked, “No one is allowed to go to the candy counter- I don’t want anyone getting lost,” which was recorded dutifully by the court stenographers. The bus then had to beat rush hour traffic to make the second movie. The group finally returned to the courthouse, where the jury acquitted I Am Curious (Yellow) of all charges. Fahringer’s proud service in defense of free expression is a reminder that censorship is not something in our ancient history, but something that people can still dedicate their careers to fighting.

The other marquee speaker was Richard Nash, a wonky tech guy, who talked about how censorship has been outsourced by the government. “The First Amendment,” he explained, “is simply too strong.”  So the government lets private companies stifle speech on economic grounds, providing the example of Mattel squashing a small publisher that used “Barbie” in its book title, even though Mattel has lost trademark cases over the name Barbie repeatedly against other big corporations with their own hotshot law firms.  Nash connected this to net neutrality, which is a very legitimate threat to the democratic way in which the internet is presented to us today. Nash was clearly a smart dude, but we were sitting in front of two feisty women, one of whom may have been his wife, engaged in a highly distracting preacher call and response act throughout.   Nash would condemn Apple for blocking risque apps, and the women would chortle, “Amen, brother! That Apple is out of control!”   Nash imparted succinctly the general message of the evening, which is that censorship should always be battled vigilantly, because what is “too controversial” for you to read or see today could be important in shaping your future.

When the Name That Banned Book Contest began, I didn’t even bother grabbing a pen, figuring that the crowd for a Banned Book event at a bookstore would probably crush me at such a contest.  I stepped out for a phone call, and when I returned for the second half, I overheard something about Hungry Joe.  Hungry Joe! That could only mean one book- Catch-22, my favorite of all time, the one book I would take with me if I was stuck on a desert island.  From that point on I nailed a couple more (Catcher in the Rye, Huck Finn) and added them to Crispus’s sheet.  Together we had 6/10, which, it turns out, tied for the most out of anyone in the crowd- a little surprising.

For the record, some of the other banned books were CandideNaked Lunch, Harry Potter and Clockwork Orange.  If you go look up all the books that have been banned at one point, it makes up an enormous part of the great literary canon.  Catch-22 was banned in Ohio from 1961, when it was published, until 1972, when the Supreme Court ruled that the ban violated the First Amendment.

I stepped forward to claim my prize, along with a girl who had been sitting behind us.   As I said before, Mike Edison was often tough to understand, so I thought he was offering me a choice between a stack of books, and a book about the Sex Museum.  I obviously chose the stack of books, at which point he presented the girl with two tickets to the Sex Museum.  That made more sense, and I somewhat regretted my decision, though Crispus pointed out that it would have been weird for the two of us to go on a date to the Sex Museum.

There four books, and I kept two of them.   One is the a book about the making of London Calling, the Clash’s most famous record.  This was turning out to be quite a night of favorites, as the Clash my favorite band of all-time, though I prefer Sandinista to London Calling, personally.   The other book was about the crash of the housing market, named The Crash, so I now had Clash and Crash related books in hand.  Not bad for a Wednesday evening.

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The Rikers Island Project

Rikers Island is a fearsome place, in all respects the opposite of living the dream.  Located just off of Queens, the enormous jail complex houses adult defendants who can’t make bail before their trials, some individuals convicted of misdemeanors, and sadly, a significant number of juveniles.  Some of these juveniles, who are as young as 16, are serving their terms, while others await serious charges involving guns, drugs and violence.

In the spring of 2009, I was working with a small group of law students trying to improve conditions at Rikers Island.   Many prison reform advocates focus their work on “prisons”, where inmates convicted of long sentences are housed, rather than “jails”.  There is some logic to this- since most people incarcerated in jails are there only temporarily, the fight over better living conditions is more appropriately waged over long-term prisons, which are mostly in upstate New York, far from the inmates’ families.  However, Rikers Island is, for many youths, their introduction to the criminal justice system, and the awful experience that follows profoundly impacts their young adulthood.

We sought access to the Rikers juvenile facilities in the form of a legal workshop, which was approved in the summer of 2009 .  That fall, Fordham Law students began making the trek out to Rikers on Sundays to work with 16 and 17 year old kids.   The stories from these sessions abound.

While some kids never opened up to us, others loved our program, which involved group discussions about legal issues ranging from gun control (in light of the Plaxico Burress shooting) to cannibalism at sea, to a fantastic mock trial the last week of the program.   Some of these kids were sharp, savvy and charismatic, full of potential but for the path they had gone down.  Many peppered me with questions about college, law school and making money during and after each workshop. One even explained to me how to fake collapsing in fear in order to pull a gun and shoot someone in self-defense.   Let’s put it this way: there was never a dull moment.

In contrast, these kids are utterly bored most of their days, stuck in their dreary, 50-bed dorm rooms, with no privacy whatsoever.  Even though our presentations sometimes fell well short of stellar, we were some of the only entertainment and intellectual stimulation these kids would have all week.    Best of all, this program has the full support of the Rikers Island staff, which has been suffering from budget cuts, and would rather not leave its most vulnerable population with so much idle time.

The program continued this past spring, while I was away in Liberia, and is now set to start up for the fall.   We are looking for young professionals (legal background not necessary) to come with us a few Sundays this fall.  While continuity is the best way to build up a relationship with these kids, even committing to two Sundays can be helpful.  Fluent Spanish speakers would be helpful to deal with a group of juveniles that speak little English, and often feel left out of our discussions.

If you are looking for a way to volunteer with young people who will really appreciate it, please consider joining us this fall.  Email LTDdotorg@gmail.com, and I’ll put you in touch with the individuals running the program for this fall.  I’ll be attending on Sundays this November myself.

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Jesus Christ and the Sword of Destiny

Today’s New York Times has a great piece, “Atheists Outdo Some Believers in Surveys“, in which atheists, Mormons and Jews easily outpaced Christians in a random Pew survey asking questions about world religions and religious figures.

Christian Evangelicals and Mormons led the way in correctly answering questions about Christianity.  Meanwhile, 53% of Protestants could not identify Martin Luther, and 45% of Catholics thought communion was symbolic.  Actually, I don’t know if it’s more surprising that 55% of Catholics still think it’s literal.  Not sure you can win on that one.

The results didn’t surprise American Atheists president Dave Silverman who noted, “Atheism is an effect of that knowledge, not a lack of knowledge. I gave a Bible to my daughter. That’s how you make atheists.”

Nor did the results surprise surly Vice producer Brian Orce, who scoffed, “Amazing. Another in the ‘No Shit’ series of articles along with ‘boys prefer violent games’ and ‘eating crap is bad for you.'”  Lest Orce’s comments come across as overly sarcastic, the Times did actually report on a study demonstrating that males preferred violent video games.

Brian Orce is no stranger to religious trivia.  Orce and I swung by a Wine and Chocolate party in Brooklyn a few years ago.  The train got delayed between stops, and the crowd began casting mean glares at our inane banter, leading Brian to remark, “Wow! We’re those guys on the train everyone wants to shut up.”  The conversation was posted on Overheard in New York, with the two of us labeled “Hipster #1” and “Hipster #2”.

We eventually got to the party, which was mostly NYU law students, and Orce got into an argument with one of them about the inherent violence in Christianity, declaring, “Jesus even says, ‘I come not in peace, but bearing a sword.'”  The highly exasperated Christian law student he was debating with announced that he carried a bible with him at all times, and after Orce narrowed it down to the Book of Matthew, the room grew quiet as the three of us looked for the quote.  Suddenly, the law student slammed the book down in frustration. It’s because he saw this: “Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword” (Matthew: 10:34 NASB).

Orce followed up, “Yeah, he was even like, ‘if you don’t have a sword, sell your shit and buy one.'”  At this, even I assumed Orce had overplayed his hand, particularly because he had  slurred his words and could not pinpoint the location of the passage.  Unfortunately for the prematurely gleeful law student, in time we found this one too:  “But now, whoever has a money belt is to take it along, likewise also a bag, and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one” (Luke 22:36 NASB).

Look folks, the debate that began in this country over 230 years ago when prominent deists challenged the basic assumptions of the Christian church in the name of Enlightenment rationality should be revisited today, with maximum vigor.  Anyone who hasn’t read the excellent Christopher Hitchens book, God Is Not Great, should get themselves a cheap copy on Amazon right now.   What Hitchens’ book reminded me was that the real argument against organized religion isn’t necessarily based on science, though  this Indian dude wrote a hilarious post on his visit to the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky.   The real problem of religious institutions is that their texts and churches are built on completely flawed history, often by flawed people who perpetuated that flawed history.  You could show me scientific proof that the earth was the center of the universe, and “The Big Three” Western religions would still be premised on wild inaccuracies.

Anyway, organized religion and the need for its demise in the public sphere is a topic to be fully engaged another day, though having such an obviously agnostic U.S president means now is probably as good a time as any .

A final note on Hitchens though- his book came out the spring of 2007, shortly before I left New York for my sex trafficking research project in India.  The night before my flight, I got a text message from a random number, and the text was simply a picture of the board outside a church advertising Sunday’s sermon titled, “Christopher Hitchens Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About!”

I texted back, “Hilarious, but who is this?”

The response: “Sorry, wrong number. But glad you appreciated it.”

To end with a non-sequitor:


UPDATE (9/29): Some people have written me, or in one case, retweeted, with some disgust at this article.  A couple quick points bear mentioning:

1. I don’t agree with a characterization of this as “hateful”.  It bears no malice towards Christians, or any other religious person.  I am not even making any concrete suggestions about organized religion, except that we have a rigorous debate on its place in public policy.  I remain friends with Republicans and Miami Heat fans, despite far more vitriolic writing against those parties.  Hate the game, not the player, I suppose.

2.  Yes, there are smart Christians.  I never said there weren’t.  That said, people who are members of such a powerful body as the Christian Church absolutely should be responsible for their organization’s history.  I don’t see how it’s remotely controversial to suggest that.

3.  The New York Times article suggested that Christians in America could stand to learn a lot more about other faiths, as well as their own.  This is indisputable.  I am no religious expert, but I found the 15 question version of the quiz extremely easy.  Americans should, in general, be working much harder to understand other peoples’ history and culture, as well as their own.

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An Evening With Titus Andronicus

How many bands have you seen three times?  I’m not asking the jam band crowd, who might see Phish three times in one weekend, and it doesn’t count if it’s your friends, like Kittens Ablaze or Midnight Spin. I was surprised to realize that there are only three such bands for me- the Dropkick Murphys, who are one of the most potent live acts in the history of music, Arcade Fire, and Titus Andronicus, the Jersey punk rockers.

Earlier this year I reviewed their new album, The Monitor, a pugnacious concept album about the civil war and New Jersey.   I won’t revisit my effusive praise for The Monitor here, but suffice to say it beats the hell out of Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs, this year’s other big concept album.

Webster Hall is a great venue for music, though it’s ostentatious party club atmosphere makes it a weird place to see a grungy outcasts like Titus.  The bouncer, dutifully separating the music nerds from the preppy dance party crowd, spotted the tickets in my hand.

“You’re here for Titus…what’s the guys last name?”

“Andronicus.”

“That’s right, Andronicus.”  I explained that the band wasn’t actually a person named Titus Andronicus; rather, the band was named for a Shakespeare play by that name.  “Shakespeare, huh?  He’s alright.”

Shakespeare was better than alright, and so were Titus.  The show was very high energy, thanks in part to the always robust hometown supporters who attend the band’s big shows.  Titus went through the whole new album and much of their first album, Airing of Grievances.

The only kind of bizarre aspect to this band is how tight they are with their family, who come out in throngs to support them.  Patrick Stickles, the lead singer, devotes significant mic time to praising his mom and aunt and high school principal dad.  It’s very sincere, but also kind of jarring.  Anyway, these guys play in New York and New Jersey a lot, and I highly recommend that people catch them in person soon- or at least check out their music.

Cristina, a superior photographer with a superior camera, will probably post facebook photos soon, and I’ll throw a couple of those up here.

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Tough Timesville, New York

What better way to spend a pleasant Saturday afternoon that taking in a game of outdoor pong?  That’s what Crispus and I had in mind when we headed to Hook ‘n Ladders in Murray Hill.  The bar allegedly had three outdoor tables where “Dartmouth style” pong was prevalent.  Dartmouth style involves dexterously sinking balls into full cups with sawed off ping pong paddles, a more fun, and ultimately superior form of pong to pedestrian “Beirut” you see on most campuses or college bars.  There are many variations, and I’ve made up some of my own, including World Cup Pong, Vietnam Pong (the foundational game in the Panarchy Epic Pong Series) and King of the Mountain.

Unfortunately, this bar seems to have met it’s demise. Hook ‘n Ladders is now a decisively boarded up, shut down institution, and features a warning sign for “Hazardous Gas Cylinders”.   Not sure what that could be, but it sounds like the risk you run when you sell $2 beers and allow drinking games at your bar.   The search for a bar where we can play a nice game of ship continues.

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Gracie Mansion

On Friday I was able to tour Gracie Mansion, the social home of the Mayor of New York City since 1942.  I was able to listen to a Bowery Boys podcast before the tour, which was clutch, as the tour guides themselves were light on history and big on decoration details.  No pictures were allowed inside the house for “security reasons”.

After first being used as battleground during the American revolution (the property owners were British sympathizers), the present version  of the mansion was built in the 1790s by Archibald Gracie, a Scottish shipping merchant who rolled with big-shots like Alexander Hamilton and made his money double-dealing to Britain and France, who were at war for much of the period.   When the War of 1812 killed his shipping business he had to relinquish the house, which eventually found its way to Robert Moses’ Parks Department in the 1930s.  He restored the house for Mayor Fiorello Laguardia, and every mayor since has lived in Gracie Mansion until Mayor Bloomberg, who was quite content with his vast web of apartments and houses.

I had previously been on the property twice, once for Parks Department interns back in 2001, when I was in the sign-making division, and a few years ago for a Dominican pride event (My buddy Big Perm had a connection, and I can pass for most types of brown).  This photo doesn’t really do justice to the expansive lawn, which scenically overlooks the East River.  When the mansion was first built, residents and visitors made the trip from downtown Manhattan by boat, as most of the island north of 14th street was still forest.

After the tour I took a stroll around Carl Schurz park, which one of the nicest little parks in the whole city- no coincidence given the well-connected upper east side clientele who frequent it.   Little kids were playing baseball on a makeshift grass field, which you don’t see much anymore.   The park was named for a German immigrant who commanded for the Union during the Civil War and eventually became the Senator from Missouri.  In doing so, he became the first German-American ever elected to Congress, and the park naming was a gesture to the large number of German immigrants who moved to that part of Manhattan at the turn of the century.

This park had a number of water fountains, which I thought was just awesome.  Is it me, or do you not see a lot of water fountains around these days.  Sometimes I wonder whether it will be harder to teach about the civil rights movement years from now, because when the teacher explains that blacks had to use separate water fountains, kids will wonder why they weren’t all drinking bottled water.

With the high quality tap water we have in New York, people should not be drinking bottled water at home, at work, or out in the parks.

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Colbert testifies before Congress

As Kurt Angle would say, “It’s true, it’s true.”  This morning Stephen Colbert testified before a House panel on immigration reform.  Colbert recently participated in the United Farm Workers “Take our jobs” campaign, in which Americans are challenged to perform the jobs of undocumented fruit and vegetable field workers.  Thanks to the difficulty of the work and the terrible wages, only 16 Americans have taken up the challenge so far, including Colbert, for a single day.

The whole clip is only a few minutes long, so just watch the whole thing.  The best line of his testimony: “My great-grandfather didn’t travel 4000 miles across the Atlantic Ocean to live in a country that would be overrun by immigrants.” His closing line, “I trust that following my testimony, both sides will work together on this issue in the best interest of the American people as you always do,” was the only moment to elicit loud laughter from the stuffy gallery.  Apparently Congress’s inability to work together is hilarious.

There were many great moments not captured on this youtube clip.  Chairman Conyers initially was flustered by the cameras accompanying Colbert’s appearance and demanded that Colbert submit his written testimony and leave, to which Colbert replied, “no hablo ingles”.

Colbert took questions from members of Congress afterwards.  When asked by Texas Republican Lamar Smith if he endorsed GOP policies, Colbert said, “I endorse all Republican policies without question,” leading Smith to thank Colbert for his endorsement of the Republicans’ Pledge to America.

More profoundly, Colbert broke character only once, when asked by Congressman Chu why he had chosen this issue to focus on.  His moving response closed the hearing, which included other advocates for the conditions of migrant farm workers:

I like talking about people who don’t have any power…I feel the need to speak for those who can’t speak for themselves….We ask them to come and work, and then we ask them to leave again. They suffer, and have no rights.” He went on to quote the Book of Matthew (25:40):  “The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me’… I don’t want to take away anybody’s hardships, but migrant workers are the least of your brothers.”

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Living the dream, heading to Mars

NASA is taking names and sending them to Mars. Fo’ reals- sign up here. I got a cool certificate of participation, but NASA made it impossible to copy the image.  Hopefully their space travel technology is better than their web tools.   Thanks to one of Washington’s foremost space advocates, Carrie Chess, for the tip!

Janos Marton

You are part of history!
Your name will be carried to Mars on a microchip
carried by NASA’s Mars Science Laboratory rover.
Certificate number: N2M400847289
Date: September 24, 2010
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The Nutcracker and the New York Times

A couple days ago, the New York Times sternly took on the “nutcacker” boom in Harlem.  The article laughably drew comparisons to the prohibition era and the crack epidemic of the 80s.   Let’s get real on nutcrackers.

I had no idea what a nutcracker was until this past July, when I was minding my own business on the beaches of Coney Island.  Every now and then I’d hear some dude walk by, backpack slung over his shoulder, murmuring, “nutcrackers, $5, get your nutcrackers.”  Turns out one of our friends in the Bronx Public Defenders office routinely deals with clients who have been busted for hawking the stuff (the “Harlem” angle to the Times story was particularly odd).

A nutcracker, as you can tell from the gleeful picture, is an alcoholic beverage, mixed with different juices, served in small plastic containers.  What kind of alcohol?  The vendors admitted they had no idea.  Nutcracker producers seem to just fling whatever alcohol they have lying around into the batch they’re working on for the day.  Each container costs $5- that’s an industry standard.  Some containers might be a little bigger than others, some a little stronger than others, but it’s $5 or bust, no tip necessary.

Apparently, says the Times, a lot of pastors are freaking out over this situation.  I suppose these aren’t the best things for teenagers to get their hands on, since they are rather strong and unpredictable.  Teenagers generally have a poor track record of handling their alcohol, though one of the nice things about being a teenager in New York City is that the worst that happens to most kids is vomiting on a sidewalk, rather than crashing their cars into lamp posts like our suburban brethren.

What puzzles me about the article is the constant references to prohibition, analogizing nutcracker producers to the underground distillers of the 1920s, marveling at one point that a guy named Kool Aid can make $700 return off of $200-300 worth of alcohol and plastic containers.    The author is apparently unfamiliar with the thousands of bars around the city that engage in this exact mathematical wizardry.  Yes, New Yorkers, teenagers and adults alike, will apparently pay significantly more for alcohol when it is mixed for them and presented at a convenient time and location.   The author should ask the Yankees how much money they make off every $10 beer at the stadium.

As for the nutcrackers themselves, they tasted pretty good.  We ordered four to split between three of us, and were all a little tipsy by the end, which is an extremely good value.  Each one had its own flavor, and like Vitamin Water, some flavors were better than others.  The beach season looks to be pretty much over, but be on the lookout next summer at Coney Island.

I don’t begrudge any community’s desire to keep order in the neighborhood, but since teenagers of every race and class are drinking all over the country right now, it’s encouraging that Harlem is facing these problems, and not something worse like crack.  Ultimately, the only group of people that can crack down on underage drinking is parents.  In my own experience, plenty of parents were perfectly content to let their kids and other kids get wild- in fact, there was a strong correlation between wealth and allowing teenagers to drink.  Mike Bloomberg’s daughter had a fully stocked bar in her living room area at age 16 .  Maybe the New York Times should think about that before they write their blustery, sanctimonious diatribes, and let the nutcrackers keep flowing to the drinkers mature enough to handle them.

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Living The Dream: Words to Live By

You have to sleep late when you  can…     And all your bad days will end!

– Flaming Lips, “Bad Days” (1995)

A little simplistic perhaps, but if you’re ever feeling down, this is a song that can get you through, especially if you take their advice and sleep in late.   With the weekend on the way, catch up on the sleep that’s been eluding you.  Ok, now I sound like one of those horoscopes.  You will also come across a good-looking investment opportunity, but you should pass it along to an frenemy, because it will probably go sour within a year.

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