Music Tournament 256: Division J, Day 2

Good to be back in the driver’s seat again. Some good songs coming up next to finish up J. MarkB has been absent but will hopefully reemerge for the Jakob Dylan-Lady Gaga throw-down. Also, I personally feel JB got a low seed here…but we’ll see how it all fleshes out. Grooveshark link is here (except for Twist and Shout), votes are due by Wed at 9 pm. Yes, 9 pm. The morning routine doesn’t work any better than the evening, so we’re ditching that from here on out. Comment on the post or e-mail LTDdotorg@gmail.com. Last stands for The Buggles, The Wallflowers, Lady Gaga, and Jackson Browne. Good luck to all artists, and let’s keep doing the damn thing.

#2 America (Simon & Garfunkel) vs. #15 Video Killed The Radio Star (The Buggles)

#7 One Headlight (The Wallflowers) vs. #10 Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

#3 Buddy Holly (Weezer) vs. #14 Running On Empty (Jackson Browne)

#6 Twist And Shout (Beatles) vs. #11 The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (The Band)

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The Silk Road Palace: The Legend Will Live On

(cross-posted at UnTapped New York. Thanks to Michelle Young for the photos.)

For more than thirty years, the Silk Road Palace was a cornerstone of Upper West Side nightlife, a place so draped in legend that newcomers were shocked to discover it was real. An innocuous Chinese restaurant at first glance, the Road was glitz, grit and swagger- free boxed white wine flowing for hours, as dozens of rowdy denizens launched into their Amsterdam Avenue nights. Last October, devotees were shocked to see the Road’s doors shuttered without warning. Even as a clone-like operation, the West Lake Palace, steps in to take its place, the House that Frank Built will be missed for its epic memories.

I probably dined at the Road more than 600 times, beginning in 1999. In our high school circle, the Road quickly established itself as the ultimate pregaming locale, allowing us to get dinner and all the booze we needed for $12- the cost of an entrée, tax and tip. Patrons waiting to be seated could drink outside, fake IDs were barely necessary (chalking would suffice) and friends would stop by for impromptu toasts. The wild illegality of the operation hardly bothered the NYPD, who had a police station around the corner and often stopped by for dinner.

There were, of course, some house rules. A short, bespectacled man, Frank exuded authority, and ran the small, crowded restaurant like an epic Tetris master, wheeling tables and chairs every which way as he peered down his notepad to seat the next set of customers. There was nothing that he liked less than a party of 10 informing him that they had become a party of 8 or 12, throwing off his grid. Over the years I mastered knowledge of own friends’ flakiness to provide Frank an accurate figure. After an incident where my buddy Nick was caught filling his water bottle with boxed wine after ordering a $2 spring roll, Frank imposed a one entrée per customer requirement. Tabs were paid in cash only, probably for tax purposes.

An ode to Frank:

Frank made this guy sign a contract before he sat down making him promise to behave. The contract read: If I am loud, I promise to leave. I sincerely promise to try my hardest to be the best customer. 3/23/2007

As our drinking prowess increased during our college years, the staff would take to “blitzing” us, plopping Sesame Chicken and Beef with Broccoli on our tables minutes after we were seated. We learned to order odd dishes like Prawn and Chicken Curry to throw off the blitz, and to move food between dishes so the staff couldn’t clear the table and serve us our bill- our “trench warfare” tactics.

These minor skirmishes aside, Frank and his staff were true to their promise, filling endless carafes of boxed wine- while we waited to be seated, before we ordered, as we ate our meals, while we paid the check- and usually a bonus two carafes after we’d already paid. These two hour dinners would be joyous affairs- boat races and birthday songs, mandatory toasts for first time Roaders, taunts and drinking contests with rival tables of Columbia, Fordham and NYU students.

As the years went by, our relationship with Frank thawed, then warmed. I picked the Silk Road as my birthday dinner spot seven times in the last ten years, and Frank would always be ready with a small cake and candle. I’ve introduced over 100 people to the Road, a fact Frank silently acknowledged when we’d shake hands and smile at the end of every meal. Last I heard, Frank was spotted out in Flushing, plotting his next move. Contrary to popular theory, the West Lake Palace isn’t the same restaurant with a new name. It’s a new restaurant. Frank is not running the show. It is not the Silk Road Palace.

Indeed, there is nothing like the Silk Road Palace. I sought out the long-fabled “Indian Silk Road Palace”, only to discover that it merely offered a discounted glass of wine as part of a dinner special. On the Chinese side, the Hunan Cottage on 77th street theoretically offers the same deal, but it prides itself on class, and has a distaste for boisterous groups. The Pearl on 99th street has low quality food and low quality service. They want you in and out quickly, even with no one waiting for your table.

Some thought the Silk Road’s demise was over the City’s new health code inspections, and others believed it was a police bust over underage drinking, but the most plausible explanation is that like hundreds of New York’s great institutions, it fell victim to commercial rent increases. How the landlord expects another Chinese restaurant to do better, I do not know.

We paid our first visit to West Lake Palace (named for a historic Chinese imperial retreat) at 8pm on a Friday, an hour later than we would have risked at the Road. Astonishingly, the place was empty, and our table for 12 was quickly seated as we waited for more than half of our group to arrive, unthinkable in the Frank Era. Frank insisted on having the full party present or else losing your place in line, a system that I battled for years by manipulating our group size, placing coats on vacant chairs and ordering food for people still on their way. We were reassured however, because the place looked exactly the same as we remembered.

West Lake endorses the free boxed wine concept, though it seemed to do so begrudgingly, providing the dozen of us only two carafes at the outset. As the meal went on, they got the message, and soon it felt like old times again, the little fridge door swinging open for ever more Franzia. The prices have gone up, particularly on seafood dishes, many of which are now over $15. Silk Road/Westlake meals are always presumed to be family style, and the bill at Westlake came out to $18 each, $3 more than the highest we’d ever paid at the Road.

We managed to get a two table boat race with our new friends at the table over:

In 2005 I was at a fancy West Village bar, hitting it off with a girl who seemed to share my love for the Silk Road. I told her I went there at least once a month, which impressed her mightily. She countered that she had spent a whole summer there, which struck me as odd, if not awesome. It turned out, of course, that I was talking about the dingy restaurant, and she about the transcontinental road that took Marco Polo to China. So it goes. There will be a time, however, when, like the Central Asian route of old, Frank’s Silk Road Palace, the capitol of great pregaming times, will formally pass into legend, a place you can physically visit, but never again truly experience or know.

West Lake Palace
447 Amsterdam Avenue at 81st Street

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division J, Day 1

Guillermo will be tagging back in to take us through Divisions J, K and L.  In light of that, these match-ups are open until 9am on Tuesday.  Division J is pretty mellow, with tunes like Let’s Get It On, Imagine, Natural Woman, Rocket Man and America.  Good listening after a rough Saturday night, perhaps.  Listen at Grooveshark (except Imagine) and vote by commenting below or emailing LTDdotorg@gmail.com.

Gogol Bordello faces elimination, is pretty certain to meet it.

#1 Let’s Get It On (Marvin Gaye) vs. #16 Start Wearing Purple (Gogol Bordello)

#8 Imagine (John Lennon) vs. #9 Train in Vain (Clash)

#5 Natural Woman (Aretha Franklin) vs. #12 Rocket Man (Elton John)

#4 Rock the Casbah (Clash) vs.#13 Hit the Road Jack (Ray Charles)

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division I, Day 1 Results

As I noted earlier, the top seeds in this division are strong, and there was no threat of upsets on Day 1.

Re: picture on left- if you aren’t familiar with the Thriller Prison Dance in the Phillipines, look it up.

#1 Tangled Up In Blue (Bob Dylan) cruised past #16 No Cars Go (Arcade Fire), 120-92.  Just fyi, Bob Dylan is 4-0 with one song left in the Round of 256.  After an uneven first round, the Dylan songs that did advance are looking solid.  The polarizing Arcade Fire drops to 1-1 in the Round of 256.

#8 Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd) def. #9 Mr. Jones (Counting Crows), 106-79. I’m not really sure how Counting Crows got a #9 seed, given that many voters don’t seem to like them.

#4 A Day in the Life (Beatles) def. #13 Crimson and Clover (Tommy James), 117-96.  The Beatles have owned the “best band of all-time” tag pretty much since arriving on American shores. In this tournament, they led the way with (9) Round of 512 wins.  This win brings them to 5-1, with three songs left in the round.  All three are seeded to win.

#5 Thriller (Michael Jackson) def. #12 Blitzkrieg Bop (Ramones), 113-107.  Jackson improves to 2-1 this round, with two songs left.

The Ramones, Tommy James and Counting Crows become the 166th, 167th and 168th artists eliminated from the tournament.

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division I, Day 2

Happy Friday! I was late posting because our soccer team lost to the Federal Reserve. Yep, strange times.

Songs are at Grooveshark; vote by commenting below or emailing LTDdotorg@gmail.com by 9am Monday.

Wilco and the Flaming Lips face elimation.

#2 I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Marvin Gaye) vs. #15 Heavy Metal Drummer (Wilco)

#7 Times They Are A Changin’ (Bob Dylan) vs. #10 Born in the USA (Bruce Springsteen). I’d predict Dylan fatigue, but you guys have had Springsteen fatigue since the play-in round.

#3 Layla (Derek and the Dominoes) vs. #14 Fight Test (Flaming Lips)

#6 Free Fallin’ (Tom Petty) vs. #11 Signed, Sealed, Delivered (Stevie Wonder). This is a fun one.

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Music Round of 256: Division H, Day 2 Results

Four evenly paced winners suggest that this half of H’s bracket is anyone’s game.

#2 American Girl (Tom Petty) def. #15 Sex Machine (James Brown),  126-112.

#7 Just What I Needed (Cars) def. #10 Like A Prayer (Madonna), 126-117 .

#3 We Can Work It Out (Beatles) def. #14 New York, New York (Frank Sinatra),  129-110.

#11 Lose Yourself (Eminem) def. #6 Rudie Can’t Fail (Clash), 140-122 .  The only upset of the day, from our angry car-peddler.  Eminem actually posted easily the highest score of the day. What up, Detroit.

Frank Sinatra and Madonna are the 164th and 165th artists eliminated from the tournament, and certainly among its more prominent exiters.

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division I, Day 1

The top five seeds in Division I are Tangled Up In Blue, I Heard it Through the Grapevine, Layla, A Day in the Life and Thriller, making it one of the stronger divisions in the tournament.

The Counting Crows, Tommy James and the Ramones face elimination.

#1 Tangled Up In Blue (Bob Dylan) vs. #16 No Cars Go (Arcade Fire)

#8 Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd) vs. #9 Mr. Jones (Counting Crows)

#4 A Day in the Life (Beatles) vs. #13 Crimson and Clover (Tommy James)

#5 Thriller (Michael Jackson) vs. #12 Blitzkrieg Bop (Ramones)

Get Day 1’s match-ups at Grooveshark (except Another Brick in the Wall and A Day in the Life) and vote by commenting below or emailing LTDdotorg@gmail.com before 9pm on Saturday.  Anyone who wants to do some pregame voting at East 14th street on Friday or Saturday night, come on down.

Oh, and at the Grooveshark link I’ve included a Yo La Tengo cover of Blitzkrieg Bop.  It’s damn wonderful.

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division H, Day 1 Results

Sam Cooke lives to see another day.  The charming #8-ranked “Wonderful World” inched past  #9 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (Beatles), 110.9-110.6.

#12 Basket Case (Green Day) pulled off the upset of the day, knocking off #5 Psycho Killer (Talking Heads), 116.5-103.3.   I like to think of our voting base as eclectic in taste, but most of us share roughly the same age demographic, getting excited and nostalgic for the Dookie album in ways that our elders or youngers would not.

#4 You Can Call Me Al (Paul Simon) def. #13 District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Postal Service), 106.8-103.7.

#1 Baba O’ Riley (Who) looked good in taking out #16 Bat Out of Hell (Meatloaf),  123.2-96.8.  And Natalie gets her wish.   Meatloaf is the 163rd artist eliminated from the tournament.

The new match-ups will be up a little late, working hard on something here at the office.

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division G, Day 2 Results

Not a lot of glitz and glamor in this set of match-ups, but for what seems like the first time in the Round of 256, we had four solid battles and not a single blow-out.

#2 Longview (Green Day) def. #15 Don’t Speak (No Doubt), 94-82.

#7 Night Moves (Bob Seger) def.  #10 Cherub Rock (Smashing Pumpkins), 77-63.  Catholic may soon get his wish to see Billy Corgan go away, as the Pumpkins have only one song left.

#3 Thunder Road (Bruce Springsteen) def. #14 Today Was a Good Day (Ice Cube), 93-87.

#11 Roll Away Your Stone (Mumford & Sons) def. #6 You Can’t Hurry Love (Supremes), 101-89.  Big win for Mumford and his sons.

No Doubt, the Supremes and Ice Cube have been eliminated, bringing the total carnage to 162 artists.

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Music Tournament Round of 256: Division H, Day 2

The beat goes on- as we wrap up Division H, we are officially halfway done with the Round of 256.  For those keeping score, we are now 62.5% done with the tournament overall.  And on such a momentous occasion, we salute Frank Sinatra, Madonna and Eminem, three legends of their time, who face elimination below.  The Cars also face elimination, but they are more catchy than legendary.

Listen at Grooveshark (except We Can Work It Out) and vote by commenting below or emailing LTDdotorg@gmail.com before 9pm on Friday night.

(Grooveshark link fixed)

#2 American Girl (Tom Petty) vs. #15 Sex Machine (James Brown)

#7 Just What I Needed (Cars) vs. #10 Like A Prayer (Madonna)

#3 We Can Work It Out (Beatles) vs. #14 New York, New York (Frank Sinatra)

#6 Rudie Can’t Fail (Clash) vs. #11 Lose Yourself (Eminem)

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