…except in this case.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Living The Dream record. I remember a year back seeing a 3 for Cribcaged, but sub-3 is a new territory for this site. To say people did not like “Morte Et Dabo” by Asking Alexandria would be kind- the song ends up with 46.5 points and an average score of 2.583. It also received an amazing tally of six (yes, six) scores of 1 point, so if there were a Wall of 1’s we’d put it up there (for the record, there isn’t and there never will be.) Suffice to say, “Big Pimpin'” takes this by a margin of 113.8-46.5.

Other scores- Timbaland gave it a good fight, but “What’s My Name” takes the match 108.5-99.1, setting up an interesting Snoop Dogg-Jay-Z fight for the Round of 64.

“Fucked Up” comes out on top of the barn burner against the effeminate robot from the video game Portal, 92.05-87.7. Invisible Leader barely avoids the title of “Lowest Average Score To Advance” with a 5.114. Will need to catch some more fans to compete with the high flying Mr. Bon Iver next round, whose “Skinny Love” trounces Les Friction’s “Torture” 125.5-88.5.